Yoshio Explains Dodgeball

OMGoshio do you have any dodgeball tips?
Yoshio use the air blast to reflect rockets
Yoshio that is mky secret strategy
OMGoshio what are the 3 most important things to remember
Yoshio 1. left click is airblast
Yoshio 2. nukes are bad, they kill your teamates when you miss
Yoshio 3. don't push yoshio
OMGoshio so you're saying it's better to bind the secondary attack to the left mouse button?
Yoshio wait
Yoshio i messed up
Yoshio its right click
Yoshio ok
Yoshio 1. right click is airblast
Yoshio that would have been bad if you played dodgeball before i corrected that

Yoshio's Taps of Soda

Ohshio: do you drink coca cola
YΩSHIΩ: ?
Ohshio: coca cola
Ohshio: do you drink it
YΩSHIΩ: i don't buy cans
Ohshio: sprite, then
YΩSHIΩ: no
Ohshio: why
Ohshio: what do you drink, juice?
YΩSHIΩ: i drink soda but it's out of those taps
YΩSHIΩ: so i don't have any CANS

stock market yoshio

10:55 PM - YΩSHIΩ: btw if you get a v noble amassment i'll trade my regular amassment + other stuff for it :3
10:55 PM - YΩSHIΩ: also you still haven't traded for my v natascha
10:55 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i'll take metal or multiple regular weapons for it
10:56 PM - YΩSHIΩ: or a bushwacka if you have that
10:56 PM - YΩSHIΩ: OR a lugermorph if you have THAT
10:56 PM - YΩSHIΩ: the value of luger plummeted so i'm trying to buy one
10:58 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: when did the value of luger plummet?
10:58 PM - YΩSHIΩ: when everyone found out that you can get it in that new poker night game
10:58 PM - YΩSHIΩ: after that game comes out it will be alot easier to get
10:59 PM - YΩSHIΩ: so people are saying luger is useless now
10:59 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: you sure do know your shit yoshio
11:00 PM - YΩSHIΩ: told you i wasn't a trade dummy

maybe i'm a GENIE

10:34 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i traded for the dapper topper yesterday
10:35 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: what
10:35 PM - YΩSHIΩ: the dr. dapper topper solider hat
10:35 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :3
10:35 PM - YΩSHIΩ: D:<
10:36 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i had to give up my ushanka which i was hoping to use to get a v ushanka
10:36 PM - YΩSHIΩ: oh well!
10:36 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: that's a good trade
10:36 PM - YΩSHIΩ: would have taken awhile to do anyway
10:37 PM - YΩSHIΩ: the last time i had dapper topper i was able to get 2 vintages for it
10:37 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: you traded it before?
10:37 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: omg
10:37 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i traded guadalahara and napper respite to get it then someone offered two vintages for it so i traded it away :(
10:38 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i'm glad i found another one :3
10:38 PM - YΩSHIΩ: and it only cost 2 regular hats instead of 2 vintages
10:38 PM - YΩSHIΩ: carouser's capotain and ushanka
10:41 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: yoshio
10:41 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: do you have aspergers?
10:43 PM - YΩSHIΩ: lol
10:43 PM - YΩSHIΩ: nope
10:43 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: ok
10:43 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: just checking
10:44 PM - YΩSHIΩ: do YOU :O
10:44 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: nope
10:51 PM - YΩSHIΩ: that's a wierd question to ask
10:52 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: nope
10:52 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: i'm trying to figure out why you don't go to highschool
10:52 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :3
10:52 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: i'm thinking maybe there are social factors involved
10:52 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: maybe your parents are trying to protect you from bullies
10:53 PM - YΩSHIΩ: maybe you didn't get my age right :3
10:53 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: oops
10:53 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: junior high
10:53 PM - YΩSHIΩ: maybe i'm a GENIUS
10:53 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :O
10:54 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: not judging from the poor trades you've been making tf2
10:54 PM - YΩSHIΩ: maybe i'm a GENIE
10:54 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :O
10:54 PM - YΩSHIΩ: poor trades?!
10:54 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: ya
10:54 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i am a trade master
10:54 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: you keep thinking that vintage items are the best
10:54 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: but they aren't
10:54 PM - YΩSHIΩ: they are because i like them the best

you trickster

10:24 PM - YΩSHIΩ: what is black friday?
10:25 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: wow
10:25 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: black friday is after thanks giving
10:25 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: it's when there are crazy sales
10:25 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :O
10:25 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: yoshio are you sure you're from america?
10:25 PM - YΩSHIΩ: yes
10:25 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: how do you not know about black friday
10:25 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: is it because you're racist?
10:26 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i just didn't know about it :<
10:26 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: fine fine
10:26 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: do you have a nintendo wii?
10:26 PM - YΩSHIΩ: no
10:26 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: playstation
10:26 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: xbox
10:26 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i just have ds
10:26 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: ok
10:26 PM - YΩSHIΩ: and the old stuff
10:26 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: what games do you play on your DS?
10:27 PM - YΩSHIΩ: pokemon, phoenix wright
10:27 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: no way
10:27 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: i like phonix wright
10:27 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :3
10:27 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: Objection!
10:29 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :O
10:30 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: i played some pokemon games
10:30 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: but it was so long ago
10:30 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: red and blue
10:30 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: i think i had the blue version
10:30 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: 1998
10:30 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: you were not born yet
10:30 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i have pokemon heart gold :O
10:31 PM - YΩSHIΩ: stop trying to trick your way into finding out how old i am you trickster :D
10:31 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: damn it!
10:33 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i know but i'm still not telling
10:33 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :3

Suko

10:50 PM - YΩSHIΩ: suko kept taking the ammo box
10:50 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i couldn't reapir shit
10:51 PM - MΩE THE CAMEL: what a jerk that suko!
10:52 PM - YΩSHIΩ: come take your stupid natascha
10:52 PM - YΩSHIΩ: btw no more payload race i hate it

Yoshio don't do that

2:07 PM - YΩSHIΩ: c:
2:07 PM - MΩEB: that's not a dog
2:07 PM - YΩSHIΩ: C:
2:07 PM - MΩEB: how is that a dog
2:07 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :>
2:07 PM - MΩEB: that's a bird
2:08 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :]
2:08 PM - MΩEB: that's a robot
2:08 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :}
2:08 PM - MΩEB: that's a double chin
2:08 PM - YΩSHIΩ: 8:3
2:08 PM - YΩSHIΩ: ?
2:09 PM - MΩEB: that's a cat with a ribbon
2:09 PM - YΩSHIΩ: there is no dog face >:v
2:09 PM - MΩEB: :3-]
2:09 PM - MΩEB: that is a dog face
2:09 PM - MΩEB: and this is a puppy dog /(^.^)\
2:10 PM - MΩEB: come on yoshio
2:10 PM - MΩEB: i'm losing faith in you
2:10 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i don't do the ^.^ faces
2:11 PM - MΩEB: WHY
2:11 PM - YΩSHIΩ: those are anime nerd faces
2:11 PM - YΩSHIΩ: >:3
2:12 PM - MΩEB: do you know any anime nerds?
2:12 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i see them all over the internet ^__x
2:12 PM - YΩSHIΩ: they post faces like that everywhere
2:13 PM - MΩEB: i see
2:13 PM - MΩEB: do you think they're losers
2:13 PM - MΩEB: because they watch anime?
2:13 PM - YΩSHIΩ: no
2:13 PM - YΩSHIΩ: because they keep posting dumb faces
2:13 PM - MΩEB: then why are you against using their smilies
2:13 PM - MΩEB: oh
2:13 PM - MΩEB: but that's how they express themselves
2:14 PM - YΩSHIΩ: it's not how yoshio does! >:O
2:14 PM - MΩEB: woah woah
2:14 PM - MΩEB: easy there cowboy
2:14 PM - YΩSHIΩ: :3
2:14 PM - MΩEB: do you watch anime?
2:14 PM - YΩSHIΩ: just a little bit
2:15 PM - MΩEB: like what
2:15 PM - YΩSHIΩ: bobobo
2:15 PM - YΩSHIΩ: and detective conan
2:16 PM - MΩEB: cool
2:16 PM - MΩEB: i have heard of detective conan
2:16 PM - MΩEB: do you watch them on tv?
2:16 PM - YΩSHIΩ: no we don't get it on tv :(
2:16 PM - MΩEB: then how do u do it
2:16 PM - MΩEB: yahoo?
2:17 PM - MΩEB: ebay?
2:17 PM - YΩSHIΩ: dvds
2:17 PM - MΩEB: oh
2:17 PM - YΩSHIΩ: mostly i read the comic books
2:17 PM - MΩEB: cool
2:17 PM - MΩEB: get out
2:17 PM - MΩEB: you like comic books?
2:17 PM - YΩSHIΩ: i like the detective conan ones
2:17 PM - MΩEB: is it bloody?
2:17 PM - MΩEB: and scary?
2:17 PM - YΩSHIΩ: not really